Miscellaneous Adventures of a Bunch of Misfits

In character conversation / Natass plot - Lord Adric and Maddison
Mexton Mess

What happens when Adric and Natass arrive in Mexton at the same time and both intent on finding Maddison? A town full of death is what. 33 dead and that’s just the beginning of the story…

Mexton (weasel, Bigby’s Crushing Hand, Spell Immunity, retreat, Pounce, Death spell – 33 dead, escape to Deerport/ Traitor/ Fiance/ Geas/ impersonating Natass & evil plans / Keep Darkskies & Lady Teneway / Teleport Maddison to keep / Adric falls unconscious.

in character conversations
happy couple or not so happy couple: Lee,Jonny,Kyria

DM: sinthija
players: Jonny, Lee, Kyria

Jonny and Kyria get popped into the room that they were just in with the slime but no one is there Jonny feels awkward talking to Kyria but figures there’s a chance to get to know her. After having a conversation about their families and about their history they hear a pop and the light in the small room where they got popped in goes out. A strong female voice calls out in a Texas accent “roll call!”. Jonny quickly gets up and moves away from Kyria but doesn’t answer Lee’s call.

Lee, unable to see in the dark, sparks a torch and Jonny then says “are you going to come out of the room or not?” Lee exit what she views as the teleport room and asks "why did you not reply to the role call? and jonny snarkily says “because i did not feel like it your not the boss of me”. Surprised at the animosity, Lee just blew it off the first time and said look its just the two of us and then jonny says no there is one more.

Lee looking around then sees kyria sitting there and says hi. Jonny does not look lee in the eye so she is starting to get worried that there is something wrong with jonny. Lee then asks jonny whats wrong jonny just blows it off and says he is fine. jonny opens the next door and 3 stirges flew out 1 missed kyria and jonny the other stuck onto lee’s neck after fighting that one another stricks onto kyria jonny and lee finally get the one off of her and move towards kyria lee shouting dont attack jonny than pours a potion down her throat.

finally after getting the one off of kyria we all thought it was over but as lee and jonny are kissing jonny gets attacked and it sticks to his neck. lee than attacks then creature when kyria stands away and jonny attacks it after attacking it for a little while jonny than cuts his shoulder lee tells jonny to stop swinging the sward at her. kyria joins in to help after a while with a couple more hits the creature is dead and falls off jonny. lee than says “do i get to shove a potion down your throat now” getting the reply of “no i am fine” walking to the next door jonny and kyria notice that there is another door from the room that the weird bug things came out of

Jonny than sends kyria to go and check it out. jonny and lee wait at the next door. Lee than says "why aren’t you opening the door??? with the reply of kyria is checking another door. when kyria gets back we than open the next door in side that door there was floating ghost with a black staff in the middle floating. joking around jonny told lee to go into the room so she does.

jonny grabs her arm and trys to pull her out but she swings her arm away all the ghost heads turn towards use jonny pulls lee out and says why wold you risk your life for me. In a pissed off tone Lee says “do i even have to answer that” jonny than passes the monster manual to lee to check up on Ghosts and she reads it out loud in her strong Texas accent throwing in a few comments and questions as she does so. “What’s a THAC0?” “Armor class 0 , Armor Class 8 – what’s better..?” but discovers that yes – turning should work on a ghost. now knowing what these creatures are jonny goes in and try’s to turn them but it does not work so he just grabs the staff and the ghosts smile and fade away. jonny does a detect magic and he can tell that the magic is necromantic and adjuration. Jonny knowing what this is does not tell Lee the type of magic.
In Character conversations
Adric and Maddison

story continues off of what had occurred in the pbem – Adric and Maddison quarrel about her owing him (his estate) for the purchase the Non-Detection Amulet needed to avoid Natass.

Maddison kept changing the subject to divert the need to sign any formal agreement. Eventually she commented that she likely had most of the funds needed back at her room in her former guild (in Deerport). So Adric comes up with the idea to disguise Maddison in order to go there and fetch it. Considered doing a Polymorph Other but decided against it. Used Seeming to change her appearance to that of a buxom, comely maid.
(1 days horse ride to Deerport, then spell)

At the guild, Spike not there, Adric and disguised Maddison, spoke to Spike’s wife and ‘politely requested’ the return of Maddison’s monies. After some directed threats (and reminders from Maddison to address Lord Adric properly ‘yes Sire’), the woman complied.

Afterwards, as agreed Adric took disguised Maddison to a bar to have a drink. He was thinking all was settled, and was making plans in his mind of how else Maddision could pay off her debt through quests, when she got irately upset at his refusal to drink anything more stiff than a wine. Things got worse between them and the evening ended with Maddison threatening to expose Adric to Quility and / or his sister. He thinks her threats are just a manipulation and lets her go off to cool down. He is on his way back to the keep.

when Adric thinks Maddison ks just blowing off steam she makes her way to the guild. when she gets to the gulid knocking on the door hoping that the bitchy lady does not open he door and her wish came true fiance opens the door asking who i was. maddison replys with “its maddison” he says prove it whats your name i say “maddison also called maddy and goes by swift” girl fiend what happened and they talk on maddison gets to the point and says she needs another horse. fiance than gets her the horse and she leaves. maddison is fully aware of what could happen if this gets out but she is still headed to she lady teneway for about a week horse ride

Arena -
It's All an Illusion

DM: Kirsten
Characters: Ora Greystone (dwarf), Kyria, Tris

The three were ‘popped’ alone onto a empty path about 50ft from a crossroads. Tris had been at home packing up for adventuring with her husband thus arrived with all her gear. Kyria had been ‘popped’ out of another adventure with Bumble and Sir Francis, and thus also arrived with all her adventuring gear. Unfortunately, young Ora the dwarven miner was at home cooking a rabbit stew and studying her secret talent of magecraft when she was popped out – so she arrived with naught but a pot of stew, a spoon and her spellbook.

While the two rogues met up at the center crossroad, Ora at first hid in the woods, checking out who the other two were. Her interest got piqued when they announced to one another to be ‘professional adventurers’. Ora over the most recent years, had dreamt of adventuring, but had never given in to the desire – it was bad enough that she practiced magic in secret she couldn’t imagine how she would ever be able to hide her talent while adventuring.

Gathering a bit of courage, Ora stepped out of the woods and greeted the others. After introductions were made, the trio of women continued along the road looking for a clear space off the path to set up a tent for the evening dark that was fast approaching.

Tris located a clearing to the south-east and set up her tent. While the others were gathering wood for the fire , Tris noticed a chest situated just behind where she’d pitched the tent. How it got there or what was in it was a mystery but oddly the rogue did not approach it or mention it to others at all for the first while as they made camp or ate.

In the midst of their evening meal of rabbit stew (thanks to Ora) they heard an odd mewling sound that sounded from behind the tent. They followed it to its source and discovered the chest as a group. Tris looked it over for traps and unlocked – all the while pretending to Ora that she wasn’t doing anything thiefish. Inside Tris discovered her kitten, Kyrie found her puppy and Ora a spellbook -not her own (or her grandmothers) but some other book filled with various spells.

It was only after the group was retired to tent for the night and about the sleep that strange noises sounded from outside, large growlie sounds. Ora seeing a large looming shape just outside the back of the tent, made a small fist and attempted to punch it. She succeeded but it was very ineffectual.

In fact, when she exited the tent to see what it was that she attacked – nothing was there. Not even footprints. Distrustful of how that could be, Ora snuck away to cast a spell – Detect Magic, from that she learned that the chest was magical and that there were indeed tracks but only visible through magic – illusionary magic.

Ora tried to convince the others of the creatures attack on the tent but since Ora was the only one to hear it or see the tracks – no one believed her.

It was about this time that each woman began to hear the calls for help from their loved ones. Ora heard her mother calling out for help. Kyria also heard her mother calling to her. Tris heard the cries of her daughter, her eldest child.

Each encounter was slightly different but each met with their loved one who needed them to give up the item or pet that was found in the chest, afterwhich the loved one disappeared. In Ora’s case her mother not only wanted the new spellbook, but her personal one as well. Despite Ora’s uncertain belief that this was all an illusion and some sort of trap, she caved in when it seemed that refusing to give up the book would suffocate her mother.

When the party regrouped by the tent once more Ora was adamant that this was all an Illusion. (game paused)

Undermountain Adventure # 29
Body Switch

DM – Amy
Characters: The Unlucky 13 – Lee, Cadelle, Finn, Bumble, Jonny, DS, Eko, Lady Jess, Sir Francis, Star, Arabella, Kenji and Merek with Zack, Johnny Cade, Sir Raymond, and Midnight.
Mid-game Popped out – Zack, Johnny Cade, Sir Raymond, Midnight
Mid-game Popped in ZackD, JCD, SRD, Mid-D and Marco-D

Start out resting – Make out session
((I am assuming the couples to be Lee / Jonny, Lady Jess / Kenji, DS / Merek, Bumble getting to know Midnight, not sure about Cadelle and Zack (were they together then?), and likely Finn trying not to daydream about Sir Francis))

Moving on – south hall – n/w hall
See another party… Cadelle alone sees human’s flickering to wererats.
Battle… (no details)
Mid-fight bodyswitch and Marco pop-in

Hearing the pops Lee does “Roll-Call!!”
Lee confused when despite hearing several pops there is only one newcomer.. “Marco”.
Cadelle goes to tell Sir Francis about the flickering and notices the dopplegangers, just as the Dopples move to attack the “flickering” humans.

(game paused)

Undermountain #27

DM – Amy
Characters: (the unlucky 13) Lee, Stealth, Bumble, Finn, DS, Jonny, Eko, Lady Jess, Sir Francis, Arabella, Star, Kenji, and Merek along with pop-ins: Tom, Zack, Johnny Cade, Midnight, and Shadow.

(obviously this continues on from some other game that I didn’t write down the notes to – likely May 31st game)

Round 1!
Hobgob pop back with Johnny Cade and Zack.
L out of fog
J crit hit on #4 – 24 dam – dead
C in the fog
F hit #11 – 14 dam – dead
E hit #1 – 16 dam – dead
Bumble chant x 4

Round 2!
LJ trying to find K
J attempting to dispel fog (fail)
Z bumps into hobgob looking for C – Z attacks – 17 dam – dead
Midnight (Raven) – helping with Chant
E on #3 – 21 dam – dead
F goes north
T jumps toward B (? hits LJ & K)
DS checks hobgob
JC trying to find Star (north-east)

Round 3!
LJ searching for K
EK crit hit #9 (slaughter / overkill) – dead
Mid – holding action
Zack – holding action
Finn – drops last monster (hobgob) ((OOC when I first read it my notes it looked like “Finn drops last Hamster” ok… huh wait? Hamster?! LOL!!))
K forgets – 3 minutes permanent
DS doesn’t forget (made saving throw) _ ((OOC who cast forget? and why? – Tom maybe??))_

((that’s the last of my notes on that if anyone else remembers something – please add it))

Undermountain Adventure #27

DM – Amy

Characters: Del “The Engineer” (Adric’s Time-Wars character), Altair, Sir Raymond, zack drake, Johnny Cade, Lady Jess, Jonny, Ashlee (Dark shadow), Eko, Sir Francis Drake, Star, Content Not Found: null_, _Content Not Found: null, Merek, Lee Sutherland, Cadelle Tabisk (Stealth), Finn (Fiona), Bumble

Pop in the new folks (Del, Altair, Sir Raymond) – Roll Call! and introductions
Star is studying. Arabella – studying her new staff.
Jonny wants to talk more – Lee not so much.
Partner up!
Jonny & Lee / Lady Jess & Kenji / Merek & DS / SirF & SirR / Zack & Cadelle / Del & Altair / Ara & Bumble / Eko & Finn / JohnnyC& Star

((no details of what happened in this game)) : (

In Character Conversation - after the pillar fight
Jealous Jonny

(no notes – not even sure of the date)
Lee and Jonny talk about the other Time-Wars fighters they met during the last Arena game. Jonny acts jealous and tries to order Lee to not talk to them again. Seems he’s worried that she’ll leave him if given the opportunity to go back to her own time and realm.

Lee isn’t sure how she feels but is happy that she’s others from ‘home’. When Jonny starts acting all possessive and jealous telling her what to do, she tells him straight out that he has no control over what she does and she’ll do whatever she god-damn well pleases! This puts Jonny in a sour mood … drama abounds… Lee tries to soften her stance by saying that leaving isn’t likely and there isn’t much for her to go back to anyways… (she might have mentioned having lost her fiance)

Not sure but this might be what prompted the proposal.. (gotta check with Kirsten)

Arena Game (On a Stone Pillar)
Pillar Fight

DM – Sinthija
Characters: Viktor (Vaughn’s Timewars character “The Heavy”), Jack Doomheart (Adric’s paladin), Brad Pitt, Jonny, Lee Sutherland, andPenny the Husky

Pop in on a giant stone pillar in like a desert area (nothing on the ground below for as far as the eye can see).

The typical booming voice of the Arena mage telling them they must fight.
Brief introductions around. Lee notes the modern-day weaponry and gives her military rank. Discovers that there are 3 in this group from the Time-Wars program (Viktor, Bradley and Lee). While talking about how Lee has been classified MIA, party is attacked by 5 pop-in Giant Bats. Then later attacked by 10 popped in Skeletons.

(game interrupted before all the skeletons could be killed) – everyone popped back out.

Undermountain Adventure #25
The Doppleganger Fight

DM: Amy
characters: (Amy’s) – Sir Francis, Star, Merek, Kenji and Arabella (OOC Arabella ??? – must have had a pop-in and roll-call at the start of the game that wasn’t in my notes – LOL)
(Kirsten’s) – Eko, DS, Lady Jess, Jonny
(Cynthia’s) – Lee, Cadelle, Bumble, Finn

4 wererats (Cadelle sees lizardmen)
battle (no details sorry other than Cadelle scored a critical hit)

Riddle – answer sponge
Hallway filling with water (Stealth – True Seeing of girl mopping floor)

Around the corner – 15 Doppleganger of party (they are opposite of the group – close knit team)

Doppleganger Fight:
Stealth see 5-10- lots of heat sources (ahead)
She can see Sir Francis in the lead as a doppleganger by the light

There is a doppleganger of each of them. Tight group with CadelleD claiming Cadelle’s group are the illusions.

BATTLE! (rd by rd details- YAY!)

Round 1!
Initiative 1: Bumble casts prayer (1)/ KenjiD and MerekD attack DarkShadow for 3 damage./ Lee and Cadelle fall back @ Sir Francis’ order
initiative 2: BumbleD prayer (does nothing as the doppleganger is not a real priest) / Merek goes for MerekD for 8 dam / Arabella – prayer (
initiative 3 : Eko goes for KenjiD (12 dam) / ArabellaD – prayer (does nothing) / FionaD (is dressed as a female) arrow – hits Finn (1 dam)
initiative 4: DarkShadow going psycho on Finn (OOC I don’t note why) / EkoD misses Eko / SirFrancisDrakeD misses Eko /
initiative 5: Finn goes to attack MerekD (10 dam)
initiative 6: JonnyDgoes for Finn – misses / StarD does nothing (attempted spell)
initiative 7: SirGwaineD attacks Eko – misses
initiative 8: Kenji holds action with Lady Jess
initiative 9: Cadelle fumbles (rolls a 1) oil on herself/ CadelleD goes to back (attempting to circle around behind the party – several initiatives to do) / ZackD follows CadelleD’s safety /
initiative 10: LadyJessD goes up beside KenjiD attacks Eko (3 dam)/ LeeD jumps over party and attacks Merek for 1 damage
(Summary: Undermountain group gains +2 rolls from prayers)

Round 2!
initiative 1: Eko does crit hit to Kenji D (23 dam) / Merek fumbles and hits himself / FionaD arrow does 1 dam to DarkShadow /
initiative 2: Star does Magic Missile to LeeD (12 dam) / SGwD does crit hit on Merek (6 dam) / BD still praying (does nothing)
initiative 3: Jonny does a crit hit to LeeD (10 dam) / JonnyD attacks Finn and misses/ MerekD goes for Merek (3 dam)
initiative 4: Lee does 9 dam to LeeD / DS kills MerekD with a crit hit
initiative 5: EkoD misses Merek / DSD stays back / LJD goes for DS hits- 4 dam
initiative 6: Finn misses JD
initiative 7: Kenji moves up/ KD misses DS / SirFD hits Merek 1 dam / CD and ZD plan for sneak attack (circling around)
initiative 8: SirF commands to “Fall Back. Bring them in”
initiative 9 – none
initiative 10: ArabellaD praying (does nothing)
(Summary 1 doppleganger killed, Bumble and Arabella still praying +2)

Round 3!
initiative 1: LJ falls back as ordered / FinnD arrive to Arabella (1 dam) / CD and ZD sneaking around / Merek falls back / J prayer (+1)
initiative 2: C helps A take out arrow / AD prayer (does nothing) / SGwD on DS (5 dam)
initiative 3: K falls back / LJD on Finn (3 dam) / ED miss on DS / SFD hits self (1 dam)
initiative 4: B CureLightWounds on M (8 hp) / JD on Finn (2 dam)
initiative 5: E hits over DS on LJD 14 dam / DS on LJD 5 dam
initiative 6: BD prays (nothing) / StarD moves up
initiative 7: Arabella and Star -stay holding initiative / Finn stab SFD 11 dam
initiative 8: Kenji falls back as ordered
initiative 9 – none
initiative 10: KD keeps with his party
(Summary: prayer bonus +3)(still just 1 dopple dead)

Round 4!
initiative 1: E moves back / SGwD moves to attack ST – misses
initiative 2: DS moves back and attack SGwD – 5 dam / J gives Lee potion (see ? (potion)) / SF attack SGwD – 30 dam (SF rolled system shocks at killing own henchman – passed) / SFD missed Finn
initiative 3: Star stays back
initiative 4 – none
initiative 5: B heals L for 6.
initiative 6: L holds action defending while being healed / JD hits L (crit hit) for 5 dam
initiative 7: LJD uses bow on F (9 dam) – Finn drops at -3 / Lady Jess does lay of hands on Finn for 12 / BD on B (2 dam)
initiative 8: C of ED (6 dam)
initiative 9: FD on DS (2 dam)
initiative 10: AD on L – misses

Round 5!
initiative 1: E on ED (15 dam) / J on JD (crit hit) (14 dam) /
initiative 2: DS of SFD (5 dam + poison: 10 dam in 2 rds) / M on ArabellaD (crit hit)(26 dam)
initiative 3 – none
initiative 4: Lee on KD (7 dam)
initiative 5: LJD on F (1 dam)
initiative 6: Arabella getting ready
initiative 7: Star on KD (magic missile – 13 dam) / Bumble preps for helping wounded / FD on E – misses
(listed as 1’s off to the side) – E on JD (12 dam) – KILLED / LJ gave C bow string / K on BD (15 dam) KILLED / F on SFD (9 dam) KILLED / Stealth on BD (crit hit) (18 dam)
(game pause)

Continued on May 11th
Round 6!
initiative 1: Lee takes stock of downed people / DS goes for StarD (5 dam) / K goes for StarD (12 dam) / LJ talks to C (about what?) / E on FD (10 dam)
initiative 2: F on FD (8 dam) – skewer / J give L healing potion (18 hp returned)

Round 7!
E kills FD
CD /DSD / ZD sneaking up

Round 8!
CD / DSD / ZD check door
DS notices this
CD daggers the door – stabbed toe by DS

Round 9!
Checking Doppleganger bodies (no treasure but all their gear is present)
CD undaggers door then backs away bow ready

Round 10!
CD misses with bow

Round 11!
DS tells C to focus on her doppleganger
M on DSD (11 dam)
C on DSD (7 dam)

Round 12!
LJ on ZD (9 dam)
M on DSD (Killed)
DS on CD (killed)

Bodycheck (items listed in GM Only)


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